melancholy (emo) boys.

i was watching tv yesterday while my mom was watching yet another drama on her laptop. all of a sudden she said "i like guys who are melancholy (ex. sad, worried all the time, scarred childhood, quiet)" it wasnt the first time she has mentioned it, but this time....IT GOT ME THINKING.

why are most gals so attracted to melanboys? my take on it. they are mysterious. like one of those plastic wrap sealed books that just cannot be read in a book store. haha. ah, that was a good simile, i think im going to continue on with the analogy.

so, unable to read the book, a girl starts to contemplate, shes thinking "wow, the cover of the book looks so cool, should i buy this book, even though i dont really know what this book is about?" she went to the book store a couple of times and decides to buy the book.

when she gets home, she eagerly rips the plastic wrap to shreds and begins on page one. by the time, shes on page 25, she realizes that she had made a huge mistake. the book was about lame Nascar.

and the book is nonrefundable. The End.

melanboys have problems, and girls are most likely CANT fix those problems because melanboys know their emo ways and their problems are what attract girls. narcissists. they want the attention. how do i know? because problems can always be fixed.

melanboys, for real man, go to a therapist or something. they went to 4+ years of college to help people like you.